Greetings webdisciples, your leader has returned
i apologize for my lengthy delay from the xanga universe. Unlike other naive mortals, (extant1), i know that my presence in the xanga universe is more that good, it is needed and necessary. I think that this point can best be summed up, not in a complex, dry and boring argument, but in a line from one of my favorite movies:
“what would the world be like without captain Hook?”
(this quote works much better if you replace world with ‘xanga universe’, hook with ‘web-guru andy’) that’s right, i am sure that it makes many points that your finite and feeble mind can not yet grasp.
the cause of my lengthy delay from the xanga community is largely due to my racial justice class. It was a good class, very intensive with many large ideas and concepts dropped on me in a very short period of time. more revelations to come as i process and unpack the classes more.
i am super excited ’bout having Kristi and Lisa chill at home over break with us. It is going to be crazy, thrift stores, grandmas meatloaf, kielbasa, braveheart, josh and timmy, all around craziness.
i hope to have an absolutely splendid day, if you wish to help in my mission, well you see me in the near future, stop me and say, ‘hey andy, have a great day’. I will try and reciprocate the best i can. not only with this increase the ‘splendidness’ (there i go butcherizing the english language again) of my day, it will also help me determine who my true web-disciples are. thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
this post thing is running long, attesting to how bored i currently am. you are probably thinking, ‘wait, how can he be bored when he has so many essays due??’ you feeble mind, the very essence of college is having a lot to do, putting it off toil the last minute and then complaining about, no of course not your procrastination and laziness, rather, that this class is too hard, or that you have no time to eat or sleep, only drink coffee (or in my case mountain dew and tang) and anxiously rock well hastily typing a second rate paper. I go into much more detail on this unique phenomenon in an early post, go back and review.
i hope that you are all having a great day and that none of you are anxiously and hastily stringing words together to collect some more college credit. Take care