Monday March 31, 2003

i let the unthinkable happen, i let a 24 hour period pass with no updates.  I am sure that many people weep and teeth were gnashed.  (if you my web-disciple, you will realize that is the second time i have used that expression, i like it, but still am a little foggy on how one goes about actually ‘gnashing teeth’.)  Oh well, yesterday was dec’, i worked an extra shift in the library, make a little money to pay a little tution.  Other than that, i went to Los (mogotes, for those not in the know)  I love that place, between the glass coke bottles and cheap mexican food and extra loud juke box, it has stolen my heart (well, that is a little too metaphoric, i do like the place though, but that is crossing some lines i guess….)  That is about all, today i have one class (CS Lewis) and then i am going to ride out to O’Hare to get Kristi’s friend, it will be cool getting off campus and chillin’ wit kristi.  Then tonight, i am working again, so show up 8-10 and show me some id.  Have a good day.

Sunday March 30, 2003

saturday night,

hello all.  i am having a fairly uneventful night.  i went to the gospel choir concert and throughly enjoyed it.  i think i will try and lend my voice next year, though it is of poor quality.  now i am just sitting around, things are happening, but i am just feeling out of it.  oh well, that is life, i will update this mother tomorrow sometime most likely, get some sleep!

Saturday March 29, 2003

saturday afternoon,

this day has been pretty dec’ (that is a short form of decent, it could be huge at north park and around the world.) i woke up about 11:00, with a sore throat and a sore neck, as the morning progressed, both cleared up.  i read for a while and then i ventured up to jim and brians room.  they were still sleeping and i started playing snood (see the other entry for an explaination).  eventually i ventured into ara for some food.  here is the theory on that….

ara is super good when old swedish people are around and when there are tons of prospectives.  it is bad towards the end of the semster when the money is running low.  and the food is always better when vicki is working ūüôā   here is the meat and potatos of this thought, there are lots of people who go without food each day, and we need to be more thankful each time we get a meal.  having spend my spring break working in a homeless shelter, i know.  there, i am done sounding like your mother

after lunch, i came back and hung out with my adoptive roommates jim and brian, and then we decided to venture to a thrift store.  it was cool, and i found an old north park college shirt, it is cool.  tonight i shall eat and be in attendance at the gospel choir concert, i enjoy the gospel choir immensely.  that is all for right now, i will update when the spirit leads me too.  take care.

Friday March 28, 2003

here i am again, still friday and it is raining.

other than that i am doing okay, i feel alright and really do not have anything to worry about.  school is going okay, the summer plans have come together (oh baby, working in colorado this summer!!! YES!!, it is going to be crazy, i super-excited about it).  it is nice to sit back and ‘chill’ for a while.  i hope that everyone else out there can set back from their life to catch their breath.  i may go the lecture today at 430, but i may not, i remain undecided.  i am going to my dialouge dance reunion tonight, i think it has got huge potential to be crazy fun.  i enjoy many people in that class, for the most part, they are clever funny, and i enjoy that sort of humor.  as you can no doubt tell, my website does not live up to it’s name, it really is not all that witty.  i wish it were more so, but i am doing the best i can do…. sorry for leading you to beleive something that isn’t true.  i am a liar, what can i say??? oh well, take care.  i am so outie, and you guys are so money!!! $$$ !!!

Friday March 28, 2003

well, here i am, another day, another meaningless post.  i am here working at the library.  i really like my job, it is fun, and i think i have a love affairs with books.  i really like to read, but for some reason, i just love books.  weird.  well, what other interesting facts can i tell the world about.  well, i am a self-proclaimed world-class juggler (oh thats right, 2 sets of words with hypens).  i also lead a secret life as a…..sercet agent.  me and my comrades are ever running our mission of sabotage and forever evading ‘THE MAN’.  however, due to agents in the field and mission that could be comprimised, i cannot elaborate here.  seriously.  (france will heed my call.)  i also have a dazzling sharp wit, intellect, and charm, though i try not to brag about those so much.  more to come when i am bored and have time to kill.

Thursday March 27, 2003


another entry, man, i lead a dull boring life.  i had great game of ‘the-throw-a-carrot-into-the-cup-game’ tonight at dinner with ek.  it was intense, emotions ran high.  oh well, all i did since i last put something on this 2 bit website is played in orchestra.  it was okay, zell, the conducter, is really really funny.  many of his sayings do not translate well into english.  oh well.  i will share another deep insight into life, and be done.

what to enlighten the masses with….. hum….

well, i personally think that showers show a lack of faith in the divine powers.  what are we really saying when we shower, God, i think the way you naturally made me smell and look is wrong, so i am going to fix your ‘mistake’ every day.  I mean, the birds of the air surely do not shower and worry about how there hair looks.  i mean, God must love people that stink.  that is my thought on the much debated issue of personal hygeine.  this is also a call to all true believers, give up the shackles of ‘personal hygeine’ and ‘cleaniness’ and ‘showering’.  come on that stuff is for the birds (wait…..i thought…. i am confused) i think a hearty robust natural smell can be a great way to witness to people.

that is all, i hope everyone is having the greatest day of their lives.

Thursday March 27, 2003

man, sometimes i wish i wasn’t so slow.¬† take about 2 minutes, ago.¬† i was finishing a rather long entry thing, when i try to do something else at the same time.¬† this is a bad idea, and short story even shorter, i am beginning again with a new entry.¬† not¬†only was this an incovinance to¬†me, but also a lost to humanity.¬† to borrow someone else’s description of my writing (seriously, this is a quote.)¬† “The prose was intoxicating, as well as the depth and clarity…It was good, clever,¬†and quite appropriate”¬† yeah, thats right.¬† now to tell every one a bit about myself.¬† to begin, i am freshman here at north park university.¬† NPU is the mecca of swedish-covenant people, and though i am not swedish, i am covenant.¬† that is how i ended up here.¬† i am currrently only taking 3 classes (subsequently, there may be frequent updates due to the huge amounts of free time.)¬† this leads me to an important point that i will address now.

Why do many college kids enjoy things like homestar, and text twist, and ceiling fans??¬† i believe it is due to the copious amounts of ‘study time’.¬† notice the use of the ‘.¬† by ‘study time’ i an not naive enough to that any real studying or reading¬†actually takes place.¬† the typical ‘study time’ for the typical college student looks like this.¬† well, it begins by telling everyone, either at a meal, or a social gather of some sort that they are going to study.¬† then go and sit down, typically by a computer and open a book.¬† they say a quick pray, and look longingly out the window if it is a¬†nice day, and longingly at the bed if they are tired, longingly at the phone if they are ‘seeing’ someone, longingly (well, semi longingly) at a.r.a. if they are hungry.¬† after all that longing, they are tired, and feel they deserve a break.¬† they check there email, sometimes compulsively, and then surf there way to my xanga site to see if there are any updates.¬† if there is not, they navigate over to homestar, yahoo games, or go in search of a ceiling fan.¬† if they is an update on my site, they will stay here and be amazed, humbled, and awe-struck at the awesome (yes, thats¬†right, insiping the awe of God)¬†writing.¬† They will be so engrossed that they will ignore their¬†roommate, the phone, time itself, and acts-of-God until they are brought to tears.¬† then they look up and realize that lots of time has past and that they have not even begun to do there homework.¬† there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth at this stage.

I am convinced that is the typical study day of most college kids.¬† i am still working on the political, social, and theological ramifications of this interesting, and unique, event.¬† i do not like to associate myself a school of philosphical thought, or a political party, i like to think/vote my mind. (ding).¬† that is one of my many profound and insightful….insights into life.¬† more to follow i am sure.¬† until then, i will get to more important things, like text twist, homestar.¬†¬† until i get bored and decide to ramble some more, take care.¬† now where is there a ceiling fan i can use???


Thursday March 27, 2003

well, well, well, the internet is not so big and bad that i cannot use it.¬† look, you got here, and i have my own website.¬† craziness.¬† oh well, i hope that this website will provide a fascinating look into the inner thoughts, desires and emotions of a certain freshman at a certain christian liberal arts college.¬† Due to the combination of abundant free time, and lack of many ‘real friends’ i will most likely update this site frequently.¬† until i grow tired of it, then i shall stop.¬† Thats about all right now.¬† get some sleep.